My Job Is Ok.

I Guess.

September 30, 2014 8:01 am September 29, 2014 9:11 pm

Somehow “Benjamin Franklin’s Monster” doesn’t quite have the same ring to it….

4:01 pm 8:01 am

peter-pans-booty-shorts:

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

This is my favorite story ever and I will reblog it every time I see it.

(Source: timetoputonashow, via madammistress)

September 28, 2014 9:06 pm

destiny-ouija:

what are we Fantasia-ing up this bitch or nah?

Dinosaurs, and Pegasus horses, and giant demons on top of mountains, Oh My!

8:58 pm

OH SHIT, OH SHIT.

SORCERER’S APPRENTICE.

YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA.

FANTASIA IS MY JAM.

8:56 pm

Emma: Want to go home and watch Netflix?
Hook: I don’t know what that is, but sure.

—- 13 hours later —-

Hook: ALL I WANT IS FOR PIPER TO FIND HAPPIENESS.

8:31 pm

Killian Jones: Cockblocked by Danger and Crisis since 2013

4:01 pm

marvel all ladies au fancastarden cho as kate bishop

holy crap. it’s hercules, iceman, black widow, ghost rider, and angel! but why it makes no sense!

(via theavengingarcher)

9:01 am

Do Marvel comics exist in the BSG universe? Is No. 6 a human pop culture junkie?

These are the questions I ask myself.

8:10 am
themoonlightlegend:

shadowlil:

thebladebanes:

theijiinstormandsong:

kezan-raven:

jasleh:

julieta-ravencrest:

s-speakeasy:

…Shit no. NIGHTVALE I AM NOT YOUR TYPE AND YOU ARE NOT MINE. FOR ONE YOU ARE DEAD. /runs

My warlock Demoniste….. welp… guess I’m stuck with a bunch of imps running around my house. THEY BETTER CLEAN

currently logged in on Jarexx
I am more than ok with this

Krahg Boarsbane.
Look at the Krahg art

My femmeboi cursed undead from ds2Welp, gotta stock up on effigies

………………[Bails as Gigi runs screaming after Her]

-stares at Mario-I’m pretty fucked :/

Sailor Moon :D

My villager in Aminal crossing?

themoonlightlegend:

shadowlil:

thebladebanes:

theijiinstormandsong:

kezan-raven:

jasleh:

julieta-ravencrest:

s-speakeasy:

…Shit no.

NIGHTVALE I AM NOT YOUR TYPE AND YOU ARE NOT MINE. FOR ONE YOU ARE DEAD.

/runs

My warlock Demoniste….. welp… guess I’m stuck with a bunch of imps running around my house. THEY BETTER CLEAN

currently logged in on Jarexx

I am more than ok with this

Krahg Boarsbane.

Look at the Krahg art

My femmeboi cursed undead from ds2

Welp, gotta stock up on effigies

………………[Bails as Gigi runs screaming after Her]

-stares at Mario-
I’m pretty fucked :/

Sailor Moon :D

My villager in Aminal crossing?

(Source: roxinovak)

8:00 am

damncommunists:

ocelhira:

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

  1. i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
  2. most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 
  3. im not a pissbaby

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

(via ayo-tofu)

September 27, 2014 9:38 pm

I took a break in my Battlestar Galactica marathon for this??

9:27 pm

Oh my god, this episode is moving at the pace of a slug riding on a snail.

8:30 pm
Because ohana means family, and family means no one gets left behind.

Because ohana means family, and family means no one gets left behind.