My Job Is Ok.

I Guess.

July 31, 2014 8:01 am

xoxobrennan:

Well, I’m encouraged to hear the White House has discovered there’s a drug problem in this country. Your penetrating insight is matched only by the courage displayed in the authorship of this bill. Not the three inch grip, but the two inch grip with the forty gauge barrel and the thirty round clip not the twenty round clip with a three day wait to run a check to see if you’re crazy. As if wanting the gun wasn’t a pretty good heads-up in the first place.

(via im-marion-cotesworth-haye)

July 30, 2014 9:54 pm

Sweet dreams little cupcakes!

No… not sweet dreams. Have action-adventure dreams.

Be the hero of your dreams.

9:48 pm

I’m not crying, you’re crying.

(Source: trekgate, via rebelrouge)

8:03 pm

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

johnthreecontinents:

johnthreecontinents:

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

  1. ORLANDO BLOOM PunCHED KJUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FCACE
  • ORLAND O
  • BLOOM
  • PUNCHESDD
  • JUSTIN
  • BIEBER
  • …………………………
  • IN THE FUCKING FACE

watch orlando bloom punch justin bieber in the face

"Leogolas, what do your elf eyes see?!"

"A little shit!" *SMACK*

(via twofingerswhiskey)

4:01 pm
ursulavernon:

wickedgirlssavingourselves:

Brontësaurus

This is the best thing ever.

ursulavernon:

wickedgirlssavingourselves:

Brontësaurus

This is the best thing ever.

(via conspicuously-empty)

8:01 am

dimensionsinprobability:

You would think that maybe Tony would be genre-savvy with the whole renegade-destruction-robot-apocalypse thing, but no

(via januariat)

July 29, 2014 9:59 pm

Good night all you people out there. We made it through another day, check in with you tomorrow.

9:01 pm
dangerhamster:

novacorps:

Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.


I need Mark Ruffalo to find this. I want it because of reasons.

dangerhamster:

novacorps:

Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.

I need Mark Ruffalo to find this. I want it because of reasons.

(via ifeelcapretty)

8:54 pm

D

(Source: heteroh, via ayo-tofu)

7:36 pm

$5 says the benefactor is Gerard.

4:02 pm 8:01 am

The West Wing Rewatch
: Jed Bartlet in ‘Two Cathedrals’ (2x22)

You’re a son of a bitch, you know that? She bought her first new car and you hit her with a drunk driver. What, is that supposed to be funny? “You can’t conceive, nor can I, the appalling strangeness of the mercy of God,” says Graham Greene. I don’t know whose ass he was kissing there, because I think you’re just vindictive. What was Josh Lyman, a warning shot? That was my son. What did I ever do to Yours but praise His glory, praise His name? There’s a tropical storm that’s gaining speed and power. They say we haven’t had a storm this bad since you took out that tender ship of mine in the North Atlantic last year. 68 crew - you know what a tender ship does?  It fixes the other ships - doesn’t even carry guns - it just goes around and fixes the other ships, delivers the mail - that’s all it can do.
Gratias tibi ago, domine. (I give thanks to you, O Lord.)  Yes, I lied. I committed a sin, I’ve committed many sins. Have I displeased you, you feckless thug? 3.8 million new jobs - that wasn’t good? Bailed out Mexico, increased foreign trade? 30 million new acres for conservation? Put Mendoza on the bench? We’re not fighting a war - I’ve raised three children - that’s not enough to buy me out of the doghouse?

(via williamsjk)

July 28, 2014 9:32 pm
agents-of-frickle-frackle:

I think my favorite thing in coulson’s office is his mini bus

What is this? A plane for ANTS?!

agents-of-frickle-frackle:

I think my favorite thing in coulson’s office is his mini bus

What is this? A plane for ANTS?!

9:22 pm

Just because anxiety and depression are things that I experience, that doesn’t mean they have to define me.

6:37 pm

At this point, I feel it’s necessary to apologize five months in advance for the emotional wreck I’m going to be when the last Hobbit movie comes out.